it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Vodka?
Forever.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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