I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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