I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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