$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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