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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.

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• (518): View more from New York

  True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.

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  True? Did she teach you things?

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  She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.

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  who'd you have sex with.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  being pregnant is like rehab

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.

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• (562): View more from California

  I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner

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