who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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