Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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