They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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