i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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