unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Alive.
So much puke
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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