You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Randomize
