the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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