Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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