Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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