marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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