you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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