I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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