the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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