I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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