Are we in a gay sports bar?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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