He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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