How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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