i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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