just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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