Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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