I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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