Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
