so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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