I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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