I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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