So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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