Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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