"it" just moved
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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