My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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