Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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