then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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