how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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