The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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