I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
