How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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