I could have mohawked her pubes.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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