I just made out with a guy for $7.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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