Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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