Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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