I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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