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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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