Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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