He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
