drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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