Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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