The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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