I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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