If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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