When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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