Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the condom got lost in my hair
handjob tips. give me some.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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