But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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