Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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