I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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