This girl is more easily done than said...
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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