You're so nebulous sometimes
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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