Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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