I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We left an ass print on the piano.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
