I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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