Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Randomize
